Summer Revenge

Mow, mow, mow your lawn

Slice each blade in half

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,

Make yourself a path


Tromp, tromp to the shed,

Pull the mower out,

Check the gas, yank the cord,

Throw your poor back out


Writhe, writhe, writhe in pain

Lying on the ground,

Achingly, achingly, achingly, achingly,

What’s that laughing sound?


Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

The turf seemed to say

Fertilely, fertilely, fertilely, fertilely,

We’re growing every day


Help, help, help me up

Get me to the car,

Here’s the keys, you can drive

Take me to E-R.


Hire, hire, hire someone

Regardless of the cost

Mulchingly, mulchingly, mulchingly, mulchingly,

Show the grass who’s boss

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